I sense that you guys need a little bit of a break from Food & Wine. That’s OK. I need one too, to be honest.
So, how about a short burst of trivia?
To introduce this “quiz”, I’ll quote our friends at Wikipedia, “The Jungle Cruise is an attraction located in Adventureland at many Disney Parks.”
It “simulates a riverboat cruise down several major rivers” where “guests board replica tramp steamers and are taken on a voyage past many different Audio-Animatronic jungle animals.
The tour is led by a live Disney cast member delivering a humorous scripted narration.” Puns, puns, and puns, eh?
Yeah, yeah, yeah. We know all that, Bob! After all, we have been on the ride before! Oh, OK. So, that’s what I’m imagining you are saying right about now.
Let me ask you this … upon which one of these rivers do you NOT travel if you experience a cruise through the jungle at Disney’s Magic Kingdom?