Bingo!  Bullseye!  Way to go, China!

See?  I told you, Epcot!  Put that Gaoli Beef on a steamed bun, and you’ll have a contender!  In fact, I’ll go a step further.  You might have a winner!

One tip, my friends?  Drizzle on a bit of sriracha.  It adds the perfect zing.